Elon Musk Praised by Americans Thirsting for Content from Marjorie Taylor Greene

SAN FRANCISCO (The Borowitz Report)—In what is being widely hailed as a business masterstroke, Elon Musk is receiving thunderous acclaim from Americans starving for content from Marjorie Taylor Greene. The Georgia congresswoman’s reinstatement on Twitter ended a ten-month ban during which, in the view of millions from coast to coast, her silence has been intolerable. […]

‘Sabotage’-Shy Elon Musk Boards Up Twitter Offices: Report

Hours after new “Chief Twit” Elon Musk issued an “extremely hardcore” ultimatum to work hard or get out, thousands of Twitter employees have beelined for the exits, with the social media company disabling badge access and shuttering its brick-and-mortar spaces for at least the next 72 hours, according to multiple Thursday night reports. The devolution […]

Worst Twitter Performer Ever Issues Hilariously Un-Self-Aware Ultimatum

Twitter will only have room for “extremely hardcore” employees who put in long hours at high intensity, the company’s new owner Elon Musk told staff Wednesday morning. “Going forward, to build a breakthrough Twitter 2.0 and succeed in an increasingly competitive world, we will need to be extremely hardcore. This will mean working long hours […]

‘Parody’ Doug Ford account verified on Twitter suspended | Globalnews.ca

A “parody” Doug Ford account that was verified on Twitter, complete with a blue checkmark, has been suspended. The Twitter account, with the handle @DougFord_ON, was one of the latest in a number of accounts that have received verification through purchase after billionaire Elon Musk took over the social media platform. The platform’s blue check […]

Russia, China and Islamic State jump on Musk’s Twitter bandwagon

Press play to listen to this article Elon Musk has some new super fans: Russia, China and the Islamic State.   After the world’s richest man bought Twitter for $44 billion last month, officials and journalists linked to Russia and China — and even some jihadists — urged him to lift restrictions on their use of […]

Musk Threatens To Boot Twitter Account Impersonators

BOSTON (AP) — Elon Musk tweeted Sunday that Twitter will permanently suspend any account on the social media platform that impersonates another. The platform’s new owner issued the warning after some celebrities changed their Twitter display names — not their account names — and tweeted as ‘Elon Musk’ in reaction to the billionaire’s decision to […]

Musk threatens to boot Twitter account impersonators

BOSTON — Elon Musk tweeted Sunday that Twitter will permanently suspend any account on the social media platform that impersonates another. The platform’s new owner issued the warning after some celebrities changed their Twitter display names — not their account names — and tweeted as ‘Elon Musk’ in reaction to the billionaire’s decision to offer […]

A Twitter Employee’s Account of Surviving Layoff Day

Since Elon Musk took over Twitter, last week, employees at the company have described an atmosphere of persistent chaos. News about their jobs has been more likely to come from journalists than from company leadership. Musk had been clear that he intended to lay off a large portion of the staff (though he denied early […]

Twitter Founder Jack Dorsey Launching Test Of Rival Social Network

The app, Bluesky, is gearing up for a test run just after Musk plunked down $44 billion to buy Twitter. It already has a waiting list of users waiting to try out the app’s beta version. It’s not yet clear what Blueksky will eventually look like or how it will function, but it has been […]