Elon Musk Praised by Americans Thirsting for Content from Marjorie Taylor Greene

SAN FRANCISCO (The Borowitz Report)—In what is being widely hailed as a business masterstroke, Elon Musk is receiving thunderous acclaim from Americans starving for content from Marjorie Taylor Greene. The Georgia congresswoman’s reinstatement on Twitter ended a ten-month ban during which, in the view of millions from coast to coast, her silence has been intolerable. […]